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Take note, Businesses…

Take a look at “Support Chik-Fil-A day”. Notice how sales have boomed, how the lines are – in some places – a 1/4 mile long of cars in both directions. How they go down and around city blocks.

This is how Conservatives work. If you stand up against threats of boycotts from the left because you made the horrible mistake of giving money to groups they hate, this is what happens. You will not LOSE money, you will make MORE money.

Take note of this, Coke, and Amazon. Remember this.

This is what you lost out on…

You know what?

I give up.

I hate every single one of the choices we have this time around. The Republican party was given the gift of the worst president in history – an abysmal failure in both domestic and foreign policy, and a civil rights nightmare – and this is what they give us? These fuckwits?

I hate Newt less than Romney, and that’s only because the idea of a guy who actively ran away from Reagan being the guy we decide to put in the seat Reagan once sat in disgusts me.

The party, in general, is allowing Tea Party members of Congress to be re-redistricted out of office in order to save themselves.

If we lose Congress, it will be because of these efforts.

And we have to hold the House. If we can’t gain the Senate (and with the Republican establishment, I don’t think we will), we must hold the House, and with a notable number of Tea Party folks. If we don’t hold the House with these people – the Wests and Walshes – then it won’t matter how large a majority we have in the House, because pussies like Boehner will keep giving the Dems what they want without a real fight, which is the same fucking thing as having the Dems run things.

I think Romney will end up the nominee, and I think he’ll lose. Not only has he disgusted a lot of voters by how he and his people have acted (seriously, how is it the shitcock who thought sending that cake to Newt hasn’t been savagely beaten?), but his only real advantage – money – will not exist in the general election.

Because Obama is going to end up spending a billion dollars, and Mittens won’t be able to compete with that.

So we’re fucked. Proper fucked.

Give up on the White House. It’s a lost cause, because the Republican Party is run by drooling fucktards who gave us Obama in the first place by running that incompetent shitstain of an Arizona Senator.

Focus on Congressional elections, kids. Spend your money and time there, because without actual Libertarians or Conservatives in those seats, the game is over.

And really, even that is meaningless, because if you think the government is going to do anything about the actual problem – spending, and specifically entitlements – you haven’t been paying attention. Unless the Libertarian Party ends up in the majority, nothing will be done, spending will continue to increase, and we’ll just continue on this roller coaster ride to the hell that is complete and utter collapse.

Cycle 25

Alternate Title: “How I leaned to stop worrying and love freezing my ass off”

OK, so who here heard that the Met Office (the brilliant prognosticators in England who have twice predicted mild winters for the Brits) released data showing that the world hasn’t warmed 1997?

No one? Yeah, not shocked.

So The Met Office and the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit (of climategate fame) last week released data from over 30,000 measuring stations that show that, contrary to whatever bullshit that fat, feckless fuck Al Gore is spewing, the world’s climate has actually been falling since 1997.

You sure as fuck won’t be hearing that during those “save the polar bears” commercials.

As for the why, it seems that the sun’s energy output is dropping, and has been for a while. This, of course, means less warming from the sun, and so we have lower global climates. Simple, huh? I mean, that’s one of those “well, duh” kind of things – less energy from the sun means we get cooler. This is, after all, what caused the mini Ice Age between 1645 and 1715 (the Maunder Minimum) and the period between 1790 and 1830 where it was so cold they would have fairs on a frozen Thames River (the Dalton Minimum).

But that isn’t going to stop those AGW dipshits.

Yet, in its paper, the Met Office claimed that the consequences now would be negligible – because the impact of the sun on climate is far less than man-made carbon dioxide. Although the sun’s output is likely to decrease until 2100, ‘This would only cause a reduction in global temperatures of 0.08C.’ Peter Stott, one of the authors, said: ‘Our findings suggest  a reduction of solar activity to levels not seen in hundreds of years would be insufficient to offset the dominant influence of greenhouse gases.’

Of course. That thing that correlates to two of the coldest periods in the last 400 years clearly isn’t what cause the cold weather. I mean, global temps haven’t increased in 15 years despite ever-increasing CO2 levels, but it has to be the CO2 that controls everything. I mean, how else will they force us to live like fucking animals if they can’t blame CO2?

Besides, they still have time for their models to be proven…

[I]n 2007, the Met Office claimed that global warming was about to ‘come roaring back’. It said that between 2004 and 2014 there would be an overall increase of 0.3C. In 2009, it predicted that at least three of the years 2009 to 2014 would break the previous temperature record set in 1998.

Well, the weather better start playing ball, because they only have 3 years left, so they need these to line up or else they might be fucked.

‘World temperatures may end up a lot cooler than now for 50 years or more,’ said Henrik Svensmark, director of the Center for Sun-Climate Research at Denmark’s National Space Institute. ‘It will take a long battle to convince some climate scientists that the sun is important. It may well be that the sun is going to demonstrate this on its own, without the need for their help.’

Whoa whoa whoa. Hold the fuckin’ phone, boss. Denmark has a fucking Space Institute? How is THAT not the fucking story here?

Anyways, in addition to solar output dropping, the ocean’s cycles are swapping over to their “cool” phase, adding to the problem, even if the AWG whores would like to pretend otherwise.

Pal Brekke, senior adviser at the Norwegian Space Centre, said some scientists found the importance of water cycles difficult to accept, because doing so means admitting that the oceans – not CO2 – caused much of the global warming between 1970 and 1997.

What the fuck? The fucking Norwegians have a fucking Space Center? What the fuck is the world coming to?

‘Nature is about to carry out a very interesting experiment,’ he said. ‘Ten or 15 years from now, we will be able to determine much better whether the warming of the late 20th Century really was caused by man-made CO2, or by natural variability.’

‘We’re now well into the second decade of the pause,’ said Benny Peiser, director of the Global Warming Policy Foundation. ‘If we don’t see convincing evidence of global warming by 2015, it will start to become clear whether the models are bunk. And, if they are, the implications for some scientists could be very serious.’

But in the mean time, we’ll just keep plodding along, doing out best to make life hard for ourselves, making energy more expensive, and generally fucking ourselves over.

And So It Begins…

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